tastefullyoffensive:

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What’s the most dad thing your dad has ever done?

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nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

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cooldragonboy4000:

this literally fucked me up so bad

cooldragonboy4000:

this literally fucked me up so bad

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shisnojon:

Babies are dicks

shisnojon:

Babies are dicks

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

oknope:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.