mandrs:

when you’re kinda just sitting around and not doing anything special and the realization that you are head over heels in love with this other human being just hits you in the gut and you don’t exactly know how to express that feeling to them so you just babble about them being cute or something.

(Source: patheticjunkies)

(Source: lolfactory)

unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps" *dies of laughter*

wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

(Source: tinylobelia)

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

siouxerz:

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

image

Oh snap

BOOOOM

BAM

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

And then I proceed to eat all the krispy kreme