when you’re kinda just sitting around and not doing anything special and the realization that you are head over heels in love with this other human being just hits you in the gut and you don’t exactly know how to express that feeling to them so you just babble about them being cute or something.
If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”
And then I proceed to eat all the krispy kreme